SimplyLouie
Simple, honest pricing

✌️ a month. That's it.

No tiers. No upsells. No "premium" features locked behind a paywall. Everyone gets the same Louie — the full, helpful, calm companion.

Everything included
$ 2
for everything

Less than a coffee. More help than you'd expect.

  • Unlimited conversations Ask as many questions as you need, whenever you need. No daily limits.
  • Help with everything Writing, studying, business, health questions, life advice — Louie is here for all of it.
  • Works on Telegram No new apps. Just message Louie like you'd message a friend.
  • Local payment options Mobile money, bank transfer, card — pay however works for you.
  • Cancel anytime No contracts. No guilt. Life changes, and that's okay.
Start Your Free Week

Try everything free for 7 days. 7 days free.

We thought about this

Why ✌️?

We could charge more. Other AI tools charge $20, $30, even $50 a month. They're built for people in wealthy countries with stable jobs and strong currencies.

But we didn't build SimplyLouie for them.

We built it for the university student in Lagos saving every naira. The freelancer in Manila competing with the whole world. The small business owner in Nairobi trying to grow without going broke.

✌️ is still real money. We know that. It's about 3,000 naira. 115 pesos. 32,000 rupiah. 260 shillings. 24 cedis.

That's why we made sure every single dollar is worth it. Unlimited help. No tricks. No upsells. Just a calm, capable friend in your pocket.

Pay your way

Local Payment Options

We accept the payment methods that work for you.

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Nigeria

~₦3,000/month

  • Bank Transfer
  • Paystack
  • Flutterwave
  • Card
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Philippines

~₱115/month

  • GCash
  • Maya
  • Bank Transfer
  • Card
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Indonesia

~Rp32,000/month

  • GoPay
  • OVO
  • Bank Transfer
  • Card
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Kenya

~KSh260/month

  • M-Pesa
  • Bank Transfer
  • Card
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Ghana

~GH₵24/month

  • Mobile Money
  • Bank Transfer
  • Card
Questions?

Common Questions

What happens after the free trial?

After 7 days, you'll be asked to pay ✌️ to continue. If you don't pay, your access simply pauses — no penalty, no pressure. You can come back and pay whenever you're ready.

Is there really no catch?

No catch. ✌️/month gets you everything Louie can do. We don't have a "Pro" tier or locked features. Everyone gets the same helpful Louie.

How do I cancel?

Just message Louie "I want to cancel" or tap the cancel button in settings. That's it. No phone calls, no guilt trips, no "are you sure?" screens.

Can I pay yearly?

Yes! Pay $49.99 for a full year and save $10. That's less than $4.17 for everything. But monthly works great if that fits your budget better.

What if I can't afford ✌️?

Reach out to us at hello@simplylouie.com and we'll figure something out together. No one should be locked out because of tough times.

Ready to meet Louie?

Start your free week today. No payment needed. Just your Telegram account.

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