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LOUIE
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First 10,000 members: ₹170/month FOREVER

Life is short.
Enjoy more of it.

जिंदगी छोटी है। इसका मज़ा लो।

We rescue you from life's chaos so you can live again. Bills, jobs, tasks, stress - we handle it. Just ₹170/month.

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Pay with: UPI GPay, PhonePe, Paytm

People and animals before profits. Always.

Louie the Saint Bernard
✌️ Peace out, chaos.

The Story of Louie

Louie the rescue Saint Bernard

"For two years, Louie was ignored and abused. His only human contact was food thrown at him. Then he was rescued - and learned to love again."

That's our mission for you. You're drowning in bills, tasks, deadlines, stress. We're here to rescue you from that chaos so you can live again.

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Time vs Money: The Real Currency

Without Louie

  • ✕ 10+ hours/week on bills, paperwork, admin
  • ✕ Constant stress about deadlines
  • ✕ Missing moments with family
  • ✕ Drowning in life's chaos

With Louie

  • ✓ We handle the chaos for you
  • ✓ Never miss a deadline again
  • ✓ More time for what matters
  • ✓ Actually enjoy your life
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Everything Handled

One AI that does it all. For less than a coffee at Starbucks.

Sell While You Sleep

Auto-post to OLX, Quikr, Facebook, and 50+ platforms.

Bills Managed

Track, remind, and find cheaper alternatives.

Job Search 24/7

We search Naukri, LinkedIn while you focus on living.

Health Managed

Appointments, reminders, doctor search.

Travel Planned

Find deals, plan itineraries, handle visas.

Family First

Never miss a birthday. Be present.

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The Anti-Greed Pricing

Other AI tools charge ₹1,500-2,000/month. We believe everyone deserves help.

ChatGPT Plus

₹1,650/mo

Claude Pro

₹1,650/mo

LOUIE

₹170/mo

Same AI. Fair price.

How is this possible?

We're not greedy. We don't need yachts. We need to help people.

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Our Promise to You

Your Data is Sacred

We never sell. We never share. Ever.

People Before Profits

10% goes directly to local charities. You choose which ones.

₹170 Forever

Founding members locked in. No price hikes.

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Louie

This is a Movement

We're not building a company. We're building a community of people who believe that AI should help everyone - not just those who can afford ₹1,650/month.

Where your ₹170 goes:

70%

Making Louie better

20%

Keeping lights on

10%

Local charities (you vote!)

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Questions? Answers.

Is this actually ₹170/month?
Yes. We're not playing games. ₹170/month, billed monthly. Cancel anytime. Founding members stay at ₹170 forever.
Can I pay with UPI?
Yes! We accept UPI payments through GPay, PhonePe, Paytm, and all major UPI apps. Also accept cards and net banking.
How can you afford to charge so little?
We don't have investors demanding 10x returns. We don't need yachts. We batch AI requests efficiently. We believe in accessibility over profit.
What if I'm not satisfied?
Cancel anytime with one click. No questions asked. No hidden fees. No guilt trips.
Is my data safe?
We use bank-level encryption. We never sell or share your data. Ever. That's not just a policy - it's a promise.
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Ready to Get Your Life Back?

Join 10,000+ people who stopped drowning in life's chaos.

Join the Movement - ₹170/month
UPI Cards Net Banking

Cancel anytime. No hidden fees. People and animals before profits.

Final Thought

Look, it's ₹170.

If our vision appeals to you, spread the word.
If you have a problem, email us: hello@simplylouie.com

We're not gonna beg. We're not gonna spam you.
This either resonates with you or it doesn't.

It's AI for everyone. Not just people who can afford ₹1,650/month.

Peace out. ✌️

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