We rescue you from life's chaos so you can live again. Bills, jobs, tasks, stress - we handle it. Just ZAR 37/month.
People and animals before profits. Always.
"For two years, Louie was ignored and abused. His only human contact was food thrown at him. Then he was rescued - and learned to love again."
That's our mission for you. You're drowning in bills, tasks, deadlines, stress. We're here to rescue you from that chaos so you can live again.
One AI that does it all. Less than a Nando's quarter chicken.
Track invoices, manage payments, find cost savings.
Track, remind, and find cheaper alternatives.
We search LinkedIn while you focus on living.
Appointments, reminders, doctor search.
Find deals, plan itineraries, handle visas.
Never miss a birthday. Be present.
ChatGPT costs ZAR 370+/month. SimplyLouie costs ZAR 37. We believe everyone deserves help.
ChatGPT Plus
ZAR 370+/mo
Claude Pro
ZAR 370+/mo
LOUIE
ZAR 37/mo
Same AI. Fair price.
Less than a Nando's quarter chicken.
We're not greedy. We don't need yachts. We need to help people.
We never sell. We never share. Ever.
50% goes directly to animal rescue. Every month.
Founding members locked in. No price hikes.
We're not building a company. We're building a community of people who believe that AI should help everyone - not just those who can afford ZAR 370+/month. Built by South African developers, for everyone.
Where your ZAR 37 goes:
50%
Animal rescue charities
35%
Making Louie better
15%
Keeping lights on